You Northern cats do things a bit different than we do in the South.
All participants must display an orange safety flag. SUV/4x4?s must have the flag at least two feet above the highest point of the vehicle (not just the roof).
Looks like I'll have to figure something out for this shit.
No alcohol, illegal drugs, firearms, or weapons are allowed on BadlandsTM property. No person may be under the influence of alcohol, drugs or any substances that may hinder thinking ability or reaction time. Coolers will be checked prior to entering the Park.
I'm fine with 3/4 but I NEED my barley pops. Doesn't sound right saying "Hold my Coke."
And my favorite:
Everyone is required to wear a shirt and closed shoes.
WTF is that about? I didn't know I was going to have to go back to school shopping just to run some old rock quarry