My Disco is used for . . .

[RoverChic]

"pickin' up bitches"

Nice gentlemen ...Real Nice. Where have all the good men gone?

 

[cmondieyoung]

Married.

I'm blase about pejorative terms at this point; that a woman would be offended by the harmless childishness of that pasttime just makes me realize how old I'm getting..

 

[RoverChic]

I'm blase about pejorative terms at this point; that a woman would be offended by the harmless childishness of that pasttime just makes me realize how old I'm getting..

First Dr. Lee your on DWeb, not @ some archeological dig amongst other PhD's, i.e. no need to use the 'jargon', lastly go run and call your wife a bitch and see how well that fares with her Report back and let me know.

P.S. You are slowly starting to remind me of a Tudor England/Constitutional Law professor that I had to endure for two semesters during my undergrad years. Dr. Hart would start class EVERYDAY with the following quote: " I need to make each of you fully aware that I obtained my PhD from Harvard".....

 

[Str0ud]

Uh Oh! This could get interesting.

 

[nosivad_bor]

ahem

I work for an up scale kennel. I actually pick up the customers dogs.

 

[RoverChic]

ahem

I work for an up scale kennel. I actually pick up the customers dogs.

Of course, Naturally Rob. That is what I assumed
I am so tempted to drive the 1200 miles to MAR. If I new for sure that truck would make it...

 

[cmondieyoung]

First Dr. Lee your on DWeb, not @ some archeological dig amongst other PhD's, i.e. no need to use the 'jargon', lastly go run and call your wife a bitch and see how well that fares with her Report back and let me know.
" I need to make each of you fully aware that I obtained my PhD from Harvard".....

I'm no Dr. yet... and it's "you're"

I wasn't aware I was using any jargon... Although perhaps "pejorative" isn't a term they teach you in law school? That would make sense, actually. If you mean start typing with every other letter capitalized--I'm sorry, not gonna happen.

Me and the old lady are young enough to still delight in patronizing each other with crass insults. But it's a fledgling marriage, and while "pickin' up bitches" in my beater Disco unfortunately is no longer part of my repertoire, I'd like to think I can still joke around...

How do you feel about "toots"? One of my favorites. Or "broad"?

"Yeah, Dad, I gotta go pick up the broad at DIA in half an hour. See ya later!"

What can I say, I'm a Montana country boy with insatiable appetite for guns, beer, and diggin' dirt.

 

[RoverChic]

and it's "you're"

Tis but a flesh wound.

Professor Lee: I was merely trying (attempting) to establish the premise that there will be no need to utilize Brobdingnagian vocabulary while on DWeb. We both know that you could very well have used the word disparagement/ing in replace of pejorative, but chose not to.

Melissa N

 

[nickb857]

disparagement/ing in replace of pejorative

i didnt know websters dictionary was required reading for this thread. I have no clue what you are talking about.

 

[Ho]

well nick, we usually pick on spelling and grammar when we run out of things to talk about.

 

[cmondieyoung]

We both know that you could very well have used the word disparagement/ing in replace of pejorative, but chose not to.

Melissa N

O-kay, Synonym Police!

I cannot control the ebullient forces of my intellect, charging across the Dweb forums like so many feral horses... Reign me in not, O Pharoah, for I shall be forced to release upon you all the majestic faculties of God's Vocabulary.

(This message brought to you by the Oxford Thesaurus.)

 

[utahdog2003]

Nice gentlemen ...Real Nice. Where have all the good men gone?

you aint listnen! We have all gone to pick up bitches!

 

[utahdog2003]

along the thesaurus lines...I had a 6th grade english teacher (not a Harvard grad, mind you) who loved to punish kids by making them write billions of 'sentences'.

Example "I will not masticate combustable substances in my oral cavity."

Translation: "I will not chew bubble gum."

 

[F18Guy]

This is hilarious. People are looking at me in the office wondering why I am always laughing.

 

[MUSKYMAN]

oh just breed the girl...or the translation

 

[rovercanus]

I agree with Mellissa.
I would never refer to any of my ho's as bitches!

 

[Blue]

I pick up the dog poo at the upscale kennel that Rob works at. He gets to go to the fancy shmancy homes of all the rich bitches and I just get to scoop up their poodles' poop. Rob gets all the good assignments. Master says that it's because I shouldn't go out into public until after the operation. Not fair to keep me under the trapdoor, I say...Rob's no looker either.

 

[Robert Godshall]

Blue, did Rob take your Red Swingline. Its ok though my family usualy locked me in the basment and fed me various inner workings of a 3 toe sloth when i asked why the treat me so they said it will make a man outta ya which is truly generic.

To many big words to that i say hokt on fonix werkt phor mi.

I like "Dame". "Dame" is a cool word right
I am sofa king we tall did

Damn I have way too much fun picking on myself

This concludes my current statement
Robert Godshall

 

[Str0ud]

I just use mine for roving land. Does that count?

 

[RoverChic]

Blue without Rob is like bread without butter. This is asinine. All of you are reminding me of this: