Oh I LOVE Willy T!!

slangel

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So we have mucho amounts of rain and winds, and I was on my way to work when the old Disco just decided to stop going forward. I made it in to a parking lot turned the car off and sat for a moment. I am five months pregnant, had my 4 year old in the car, and am trying to decide what to look at first since it was pouring rain. So I call Will, tell him what's going on and he points me in the direction to look. I hop out, get soaking wet, fix my issue, and roll down the road. I just wanted to post up on how awesome Will is (not just because he is a good friend)!
 

slangel

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Loss of power, everything on the dash flashing. I was perplexed, talked to Will, either was alternator or battery. Will bet it was the negative battery cable, and it was.
 

quick128

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ukoffroad said:
Will can heal trucks over the phone if he wishes. I can just threaten to call him and mine will run better for a while.

that's because Will is the Angel of Death for old Rovers. Your truck is afraid that if it fucks around too much it will end up sitting in Will's yard getting it's guts ripped apart while watching the fat girls next door jump into the pool. That is a death even i'm afraid of.
 
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quick128 said:
that's because Will is the Angel of Death for old Rovers. Your truck is afraid that if it fucks around too much it will end up sitting in Will's yard getting it's guts ripped apart while watching the fat girls next door jump into the pool. That is a death even i'm afraid of.


They are using the shake weight now. Kind of fun to watch....Hopefully next time you come down they will have shook all the pounds off.
 

slangel

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WILL.TILLERY said:
They are using the shake weight now. Kind of fun to watch....Hopefully next time you come down they will have shook all the pounds off.

Ewwww......that is a mental image that is probably going to stick around for a while.:ack:
 
quick128 said:
that's because Will is the Angel of Death for old Rovers. Your truck is afraid that if it fucks around too much it will end up sitting in Will's yard getting it's guts ripped apart while watching the fat girls next door jump into the pool. That is a death even i'm afraid of.

As the Hospice doctor for Rovers, they aren't afraid of me, they know their transition will be gentle and comforting with plenty of other Rovers around to keep them company.
 
Some Dude said:
And they even have a cat like in the cancer wards.

For the time being. Sadly, the ShopMoggy has begun to show her age and is not moving as fast as she once did.

I'm hoping she has many more years ahead of her and when her time comes, I pray she walks into the bean field never to be seen again.

Does Will have a ShopMoggy, or just the grrls next door?
 

slangel

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ptschram said:
For the time being. Sadly, the ShopMoggy has begun to show her age and is not moving as fast as she once did.

I'm hoping she has many more years ahead of her and when her time comes, I pray she walks into the bean field never to be seen again.

Does Will have a ShopMoggy, or just the grrls next door?

He has a precious doggy!
 
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ptschram said:
As the Hospice doctor for Rovers, they aren't afraid of me, they know their transition will be gentle and comforting with plenty of other Rovers around to keep them company.


When putting on the latex PT says in his bedroom voice.. 1 or all 5? or will this require all 10 with a breaker bar?
 

ukoffroad

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quick128 said:
that's because Will is the Angel of Death for old Rovers. Your truck is afraid that if it fucks around too much it will end up sitting in Will's yard getting it's guts ripped apart while watching the fat girls next door jump into the pool. That is a death even i'm afraid of.

Shit, I never thought of it that way, I think you are right.
 

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this thread is worthless without pics, I mean come on, a milf in the soaking rain with pregnancy breasts, are you all gay? am I first to ask? shit I hope cvc doesn't kick my ass :)
 

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Did you know Will is also a gangsta? The 6 disc CD player I bought from him came with a "Project Pat" CD! I hooked it up and it started playing something about popping a cap in some Ho's and raping 5-0's...scared the hell out of this middle-aged white man!