Secure that spare tire!

[rovercanus]

Don't fuck her in the butt on the first date.

Why?

 

[BaldEagle]

i wonder if the packages were still delivered on time?

 

[Timmy!!!!!!!]

Dan just wondering though. Are you facebook stalking me. I fund it a little ironic that you said I was looking at a girls boobs that I used to have an interest in.

 

[D Chapman]

God told me.

 

[Blue]

God told me.

I didn't tell you anything.

 

[D Chapman]

Well, you told your mom and your mom told me.

 

[Timmy!!!!!!!]

I just talked to the volvo dealership and they said it is probably totaled and the spare tire hit me in the sweet spot

 

[Drillbit]

Awesome, tell the insurance company you want KBB for your car. You won't get it but they usually will come up off the first offer.

 

[Blue]

Well, you told your mom and your mom told me.

I don't have a mother, you asshole.

 

[jhmover]

Be glad you lived. I saw this happen on the way to the mountains one time. Spare fell off a motor home. The guy behind him swerved into oncoming traffic, hit a car head on, his car literally did 2 rolls and landed on the wheels, barely kissed the roof on the second roll. The other car spun a few times, stopped on the shoulder against a tree. The guy in the car that swerved didn't have his seatbelt on, he was on the passenger side with his brains hanging out of his head from hitting the door pillar, it threw his wife out of the car, she was lying on the pavement dying. The woman driving the car he hit didn't have her seatbelt on either, she was literally stuffed in between the door and the steering wheel and died while I was there (the engine was on fire, I stopped to render aid and stood there with a fire extinguisher keeping the flames out while she died in front of me until the fire dept. arrived). Only upside was the other 3 people in her car had their seatbelts on and lived. Wasn't a good way to start Thanksgiving out.

 

[JohnB]

My cousin was killed by a stray spare tire that flew through his windshield. Talk about a bad way to go. Never found out who the owner was.

 

[D Chapman]

I don't have a mother, you asshole.

Well, you're a DICK. Maybe we should meet.

 

[DiscoJen]

Well, you're a DICK. Maybe we should meet.

I knew you liked dick! Did you call in gay today?

 

[D Chapman]

No, I did not call in gay today. But, now that you mention it, my electrician did not show up today to fix a ballast in one of my outside parking lot lights. He never seemed like the gay type. hmmmmm

 

[Timmy!!!!!!!]

Going to look at this disco on monday. How much should I spend at most? I was thinking 3k

http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/cto/947018000.html

 

[D Chapman]

3k about right for 130k miles

 

[Blue]

Well, you're a DICK. Maybe we should meet.

damn....I was trying to set you up for the age-old joke: I don't have a mother, me and my father share yours. But you're too wiley to take the bait.

 

[Timmy!!!!!!!]

Well I just found out the kia's insurance only covers up to 25k in damages so this should be interesting what happens

 

[Timmy!!!!!!!]

This is horse crap! Found out the lady only has coverage for 25,000 in damages in a single claim and we may have to sue to get any money at all! Merry Christmas to all!

 

[flyfisher11]

Well, you're a DICK. Maybe we should meet.

There are three kinds of people in the world, Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes.

edit for a dirka dirka!