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    I'm bored.

    I bore myself to sleep at night.
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    Ten Years

    Still checking in every few months, mainly to see what's up with TONY SIMONEAU FAT MURDERING DOUCHEBAG THIEF. The Disco was the coolest car I ever owned, a blast to drive. The shit I learned here was priceless. The only labor I ever paid for was to replace a popped caliper I didn't want to...
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    Tony Simoneau

    Tony Simoneau charged with murder. http://khon2.com/2014/09/04/anthony-simoneau-arrested-faces-extradition-to-san-diego/ Just goes to show that misrepresenting used motor vehicles is a gateway crime.
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    thethrottle.com

    Has anyone here actually driven one? Off Road? What did you think?
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    Sketch-Up?

    Good information. Thanks!
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    Sketch-Up?

    Anyone here familiar with Sketch-Up? I'm applying for a job that lists it as one of it's prerequisites. "...Knowledge of CAD, Sketch-Up, Photoshop, and other graphic software..." With 17 years of hardcore Autocad and enough Microstation and Photoshop to fool everybody but the experts, I can...
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    Stereotype Much?

    Fucking lightweights, every last one of them. Read this and prepare to be very impressed: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/iggy-pop
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    Full Civic Literacy Exam

    30/33 I'd like to see a chart plotting scores against age, income, education, etc, because I'm an underpaid, middle aged, publicly-schooled, bachelor degree holding white man and I care about things like that.
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    Can't Get Damn Front Propshaft Off

    After rounding off one head with a 14mm, I've had to hold the other head with the wrench and spin off the rounded nut by tapping it around with a cold chisel, then a centerpunch, and hammer. No room for a nut breaker in there. Also, I've got same sized wrenches of different makes (old vs new...
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    Any autocad users?

    Donut pigpen file dddimedit esc esc esc esc R13 was the first time ACad tried a GUI a'la windows. It was an unstable dog. I don't know shit about mechanical modeling.
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    Music for tonight

    ...THEN... I tuned my daughter's 3/4 sized steel string down to open G and hacked my way through the intro to "Can't You Hear Me Knocking?" and worked out the whole damn rhythm part of "Brown Sugar". That was too easy, why'd I wait 30 years to try to play like Keef?
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    Music for tonight

    I'm picking my way through all I can remember of Van Morison's album "Moodance" - Barre minors and sustained chords.
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    Unloading

    I liked the part when the dog pissed on the rock.
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    Retard of the Year

    You can take an idiot out of the trailer park but you can't get the trailer park out of the idiot.
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    Merry Christmas, etc...

    Here you go, you buttheads. Thanks for everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZELjIqHQlUY&feature=related