Str0ud said:
When you guys take over, what happens to the LDS?
Well Stroud, I did not really want to go there, but I can tell you the policy as it sits now: No good Texans ever blamed a man for believing in something different than himself. For that matter I know guys who pray to cactus, marshmellow, & round rocks. The Mormons and all other relegions are welcome to stay.
The only requirement is that everybody over 21 without substance abuse issues MUST drink beer. They do not have to drink it all the time or every day...just drink it.
They also must accept the new state name. Once the flag flies at the capitol the new name will be Uppa Uppa Texas. The current state of Texas will be called Lowa Texas.
Another big change will be a law stating that anything called a "BBQ" must serve brisket and/or ribs. No exception. If you plan to cook burgers & hot dogs and invite some friends you cannot use the name BBQ. It will be copyrighted and licensed as a state property with the stiffest of penalties for breaking this law.
The one I see that may have the biggest trouble is the last one, but if anyone resists we will just send them to New Mexico.