JohnK said:Where are you moving to?
DiscoJen said:LOL, just decorative burglar bars on the windows. It's a St. Louis thing. They don't call this one of the most dangerous cities in the U.S. for nothin'! My house is the only one on the street with them. Must have been an older person living here at some time during the "white flight" period of this city's history
ratboy said:ok,for a small fee, i will hang out with the tigers and make sure there is no evidence.
DiscoJen said:LOL, just decorative burglar bars on the windows. It's a St. Louis thing. They don't call this one of the most dangerous cities in the U.S. for nothin'! My house is the only one on the street with them. Must have been an older person living here at some time during the "white flight" period of this city's history
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZccaptwyo said:Jen, remember....the best defense is offense. Tigers, lions, they're good and all, but motion detecting flame throwers are where its at!
Two Cold Soakers said:How cold does it get in StLouis? - You might need Siberian tigers.
brianhoberg said:Get yourself a GPS system, STRONG tesla coil, a robot on tracks, motion detector system, night vision goggles with IR and Gamma tracking, pepper spray nozzle with 6oz of applicable agent for close proximity defense, solar powered system, and a pre-recorded loud speaker system capable of delivering a warning prior to defensive strategy.
Assemble all together and you have a robot on tracks that will regenerate it's batteries, follow a track system via GPS, sense anything within daylight or nighttime, has an audible security system as well as a close proximity shock and spray deterrent and will shock the crap out of anything with a high powered TESLA coil. What more could a girl as for
Add a pair of tigers and one redneck with a shotgun and rocking chair on front porch for system backup.