Neighbor Hassles

PMA1420

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How about a paper bag full of hydrolic cement down the her sewer clean out. Nothing says back off lady like having her front yard dug up for plumbing repairs. Have wanted to do this for years but just never found the right person to piss me off to that point. Thats in the area of a $3000-4000 dollar repair.
 
Chris:
Jason has the only answer worth listening to.

That said, I was in your position for 40 years. We owned more houses than anyone in the neighborhood, my dad owne a temp agency, EVERYBODY worked for him. My mother leased truck drivers. Thse who didn't work for him, worked for her!

I've had brand new vehicles tagged as abandoned. Had my scrap pile pawed through as it was reported to all be stolen auto parts.

My best revenge? I offered to sell my rental to the neighbors for a dollar more than I owed. They didn't buy it,I sold to a loser who was there less than a year, trashed it worse than I could have tried, had neighborhood code over all the time, finally he got busted selling drugs and the house is vacant.

When I sold the residence, I did the same thing, but I sold to a Mexican who filled the house with illegal aliens. He cut down every tree in the yard (think urban old growth!) tore don outbuildings, etc. We now understand the house is vacant and abandoned!

That my friend is how to piss of your nieghbors and come out hundreds of thousands of dollars ahead.

Oh yeah, don't forget that when they started calling in that my truck was abandoned, I camouflaged it. One evening, in the dark with spray cans!
 
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DiscoJen said:
Is this the house at the end that you wanted me to buy? Bad things could happen to her, bad things happen all the time.


This IS the place. CRAP, why couldnt you have moved in. Gays make great neighbors.
 

brian4d

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Chris, like Kennith said, send her a 'big mail'. There is one company and for a flat rate they'll sign her up for everything in the world. The post office will call her to pick up her mail there will be so much of it. Bad thing is you can't ever got it stopped. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Good luck with the neighbor......
 

Drillbit

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brian4d said:
Chris, like Kennith said, send her a 'big mail'. There is one company and for a flat rate they'll sign her up for everything in the world. The post office will call her to pick up her mail there will be so much of it. Bad thing is you can't ever got it stopped. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Good luck with the neighbor......


What company is this?
 

R_Lefebvre

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Check your local mining laws. In Ontario, anybody can get a Prospectors License for like $25, just fill out the form online. Once you have your license, you can go on your neighbors property, can never be charged with trespassing. You can dig holes, spray paint trees, etc, all legally. There have been neighbor disputes where people have done this.

We had a dispute with a neighbor once. One of the things he did to us, was paint the side of his fence which faces our property polka dots. Nothing we could do about it.

One night I saw he left his car door open, I took some dog crap and stuck it under his drivers seat. Bet that took a while to figure out.
 

brian4d

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Drillbit said:
What company is this?

It's funny you ask. Back in the early-mid 90's I saw the ad in the back of Popular Science Mag. You know, the box ads on the last 4-5 pages of a lot of magazines. I would bet if you picked up a Stuff, Maxum or what not you could see if they're still in business. If I remember right there is also a website out there that specializes in revenge type promotions. Can't remember the name off the top of my head. The name of the company back then was 'Big Mail'.
 

kennith

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Apr 22, 2004
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Of course, there is always the midnight vigil for Michael Jackson in her front yard.:rofl:

In the end, there really isn't all that much you can do. People like that can't be fixed. Encouraging her to move might be the best bet. To do that, you may need to work with your other neighbors to build an atmosphere that she can't tolerate.

You can always try to make peace with her, and that is obviously preferred, but that doesn't normally work with people like this.

It is certainly amusing to come up with nasty ways to pick on someone, though.:D

Cheers,

Kennith
 

wooderson

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go over there and ask if you can come in to talk with her about the "issues". sit there and appease her ramblings for a few minutes. then ask to use her restroom. once you are in there, take a shit in the tank of the toilet. close the lid quietly and walk back out to the living room. tell her that you are glad you guys had a chat because neighbors should get along with one another.

the next day her house will smell like a dead body and she will have to pull you little obama's out of the tank herself. not illegal, but brutal.
 

wooderson

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this reminds me of the big lebowski when walter and the dude go to that kids house to get the million bucks back and walter goes outside to the corvette across the street with a crowbar screaming, "do you see what happens larry when you fuck a stranger in the ass!?"
 

mightymg

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stash some weed under her porch or nearby and tell the cops you saw her hiding something that looked like drugs by her house, and your worried about neighborhood kids getting into it....
 

Errant

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Sorry, Chris, there's not much you can do. I've got a nutcase neighbor, too. Smile, wave, and throw dog shit in his driveway next time it's snowing. Running all the gas out of the dirt bikes in the garage (which faces his house) is fun, too ;)
 

robertf

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remove light switch plate, insert funnel, pour bag of sugar down funnel, replace light switch plate.
 

ratboy

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wooderson said:
go over there and ask if you can come in to talk with her about the "issues". sit there and appease her ramblings for a few minutes. then ask to use her restroom. once you are in there, take a shit in the tank of the toilet. close the lid quietly and walk back out to the living room. tell her that you are glad you guys had a chat because neighbors should get along with one another.

the next day her house will smell like a dead body and she will have to pull you little obama's out of the tank herself. not illegal, but brutal.

its called an upper decker. go for it:)